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Jessica

Apr 20 '14

robotmango:

gooqueen:

every year after you turn 17 you get further away from being the age of the dancing queen and that’s my least favorite thing about growing up

ah but when you turn 34 you’re two dancing queens and thus having twice the time of your life. and at 51 you become the dancing triumvirate and three golden crowns are forged in your honor

lots to look forward to

Apr 20 '14
Apr 20 '14

kurosukone:

True sibling protection

(Source: lovefortelevision)

Apr 20 '14

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Apr 20 '14

(Source: emugh)

Apr 20 '14
letssucksnowandfairydust:

aaronasaurusrex:

iknowyougiggled:


COME BACK I JUST WANT TO ASK YOU A FEW QUESTIONS ABOUT YOUR DAUGHTERS DEATH
IM FROM THE FBI
THE FBI

jared stop bothering those people



omf i nearly forgot about how big those things are

letssucksnowandfairydust:

aaronasaurusrex:

iknowyougiggled:

COME BACK I JUST WANT TO ASK YOU A FEW QUESTIONS ABOUT YOUR DAUGHTERS DEATH

IM FROM THE FBI

THE FBI

jared stop bothering those people

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omf i nearly forgot about how big those things are

Apr 20 '14

tranxio:

"Oh my god, I’m turning into—a vampire!”

"But how? I didn’t even bite you yet!"

Premature edraculation

Apr 20 '14

myotpisgay:

i-make-doodles-lol:

hey look

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it’s shakespeare.

that was the worst pun ever but im laughing

Apr 20 '14

(Source: cleanwhitekeds)

Apr 20 '14

finnyisintheimpala:

slutsoul:

halethesassmaster:

slytheringsnake:

I’VE JUST COME TO THE HORRIBLE REALIZATION THAT HANNIBAL POOPS PEOPLE

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"you’re shitting me"

"i will be soon"

it got better

Apr 20 '14

grimelords:

Telling the substitute teacher the wrong names: a classic. Telling the substitute teacher you are so old and born again every day, that ten thousand names could never define you, that you’re a shadowed mass swirling forth from jupiter, that your father is time and your mother is death, that you’ll swallow any scream of hers as you grow larger and ever larger: a super classic, king of the school, no homework ever.

Apr 20 '14

alphadad:

alphadad:

alphadad:

alphadad:

carry on my memeward son

there’ll be lolz when you are done

lay your weary feels to rest

trololol no more

Apr 20 '14

snapchatting:

welcome my etsy shop, here you can buy lots of my signature homemade crafts. this is a pencil that i glued googly eyes on. it’s 200 dollars

(Source: snapchatting)

Apr 20 '14
Apr 20 '14

cokeflow:

I’m just saying if I were Oprah I would come out with an album just because