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Jessica

Sep 16 '14

ca-94:

fileformat:

berlin1991:

gloomyteens:

i watch this every day

this is surreal

why did she leave omfg

Hhhahaha she’s crazy

Sep 16 '14

meladoodle:

someone is trying to convince me that the name ‘glen’ is short for ‘glenjamin’ and i cant stop laughing

Sep 16 '14

squartmart:

white people: this toothpaste is spicy

(Source: neithered)

Sep 16 '14

(Source: memewhore)

Sep 16 '14
subjectnumber32:

outerlabia:

fpti:

earlygr4ves:

i walked into health and screamed and the teacher goes “you’re the 7th person today. they’re cpr dummies.”

jesus christ

they’re calling to mother for food

F  E  E  D

subjectnumber32:

outerlabia:

fpti:

earlygr4ves:

i walked into health and screamed and the teacher goes “you’re the 7th person today. they’re cpr dummies.”

jesus christ

they’re calling to mother for food

F  E  E  D

Sep 16 '14
'These kids today with their texting and murder.'

(Source: supernatural-tardis)

Sep 16 '14

startingwithayang:

The year is 2214

A person is walking through a mueseum and sees a CD

"I remember that band, my great-grandma used to love them." Says the person

Drum beats fill the air as Fall Out Boy comes down from the heavens

They did it

They were remembered for centuries

Sep 16 '14
mentalalchemy:

fungii:

thank god for the norwegian language

full fart

mentalalchemy:

fungii:

thank god for the norwegian language

full fart

Sep 16 '14

artificialimperialism:

myuncertainlife:

fandom-fox:

spoopyphilia:

did you know when you suddenly jerk awake while falling asleep, another version of you from a different timeline just died

This post fucked me up.

It’s actually because you’re heart rate decreased so quickly that you’re brain jerks you awake to make sure you’re still alive.

i dont know wHICH ONE IS WORSE

(Source: dutchster)

Sep 16 '14

michaxl:

dilclo:

michaxl:

why am i not a disney princess

because ur a 15 year old boy

image

Sep 16 '14

(Source: raptorific)

Sep 16 '14

(Source: thedailylaughs)

Sep 16 '14

graffeti:

me and my brother were fighting and he grabs his phone and randomly calls a number and he says “is this the dog pound? because my sister is the biggest bitch”

Sep 16 '14

shorten:

"how are you feeling?"

image

Sep 16 '14

notmargaery:

*university voice* unfortunately… we have too much money… so we have to raise tuition so we can build a place to keep all the other money in… so sorry unavoidable