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Jessica

Apr 21 '14
  • white people: I wish I lived in the forties! Everything was so much COOLER back then, you know?
  • Japanese people: nope
  • Thai people: nope
  • Black people: nope
  • Latin people: nope
  • Cuban people: nope
  • Native people: nope
  • Korean people: nope
  • Desi people: nope
  • Arab people: nope
  • Queer people: nope
  • Vietnamese people: nope
  • Chinese people: nope
  • Physically/Mentally/Neurologically disabled people: nope
  • Jewish people: nope
  • Romani people: nope
  • Women: nope
Apr 21 '14

englandsbooty:

even People magazine made Shrek jokes

Apr 21 '14

stridersknowbest:

so i got in the shower right and like halfway through the shower i noticed there was a spider in the corner and the first thing out of my mouth was “first of all how dare you”.

Apr 21 '14

punkcr0c:

tiorickyaoi:

"i need a movie where there are kickass female characters"image

"i need a movie where the main characters aren’t attractive"image

"i need a movie with annoying talking animals"

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"i need a movie where the main character lives in a swamp"

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"i need a movie that has all star by smash mouth on the soundtrack"

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what the fuck do you mean shrek isnt attractive

Apr 21 '14

officialfrenchtoast:

probably the reason why im still single is because i didnt forward those chain messages when i was 13 yrs old

Apr 21 '14

linkondrugs:

father why

Apr 21 '14

kawaiigod:

when ur going to the mall

and u actually have money

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Apr 21 '14

izzetheking:

How is sponge bob a sponge if everyone in his family are chocolate chip cookies

Apr 21 '14

barackalicious:

jimbertimber:

theres a Meme Page in the yearbook

our entire yearbook is meme themed how do you think i feel

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(Source: nyehs)

Apr 21 '14

(Source: allmadethesame)

Apr 21 '14

cotilardmarion:

SpongeBob SquarePants & American Horror Story:Coven Parallels

Apr 21 '14
Apr 21 '14
supersmashkev:

Latrisha with a swift uppercut

supersmashkev:

Latrisha with a swift uppercut

Apr 21 '14

cityofathena:

honk-honk-its-gamzee:

moistchunkyslurp:

annabellebanna:

omg i am laughing so hard at the Miss Universe costume category

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you got poland lookin nice

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Namibia workin it

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Costa Rica goin big, what did you expect

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Haiti fuckin rockin it

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Great Britain got damn

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Switzerland hell yeah

and then

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….Miss USA.

we had to be a fucking transformer

is this real life

reblogging this again just to add
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canada HAD TO BE a fuckign mountie are you kidding me

but did you guys see this: 

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DAMN MÉXICO

Apr 21 '14
vanjalen:

CRYING

vanjalen:

CRYING

(Source: yeezius)