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Jessica

Oct 18 '14

aminaabramovic:

aziz ansari’s voice in the back of my head faintly telling me to treat myself is going to be my downfall

Oct 18 '14

(Source: sologatos)

Oct 18 '14

churrosforthewin:

the-irish-mayhem:

thetrekkiehasthephonebox:

chekov-in-a-dress:

I want a superhero movie where the hero dies in the first ten minutes and the woman who was supposed to be the love interest puts on his costume and becomes an even better hero.

I want all of the advertising to be for the hero and none of the marketing to even allude to this death.

imagine all the male tears

Now that’s a movie

Oct 18 '14

flylng:

why is “fuck you” an insult like hell yea fuck me fuck me hard

Oct 18 '14
  • girl: babe come over
  • boy: I can't I'm having a threesome with an older couple
  • girl: my parents aren't home
  • boy: I know
Oct 18 '14
heyitscdubs:

rapicho:

iwasrepeals:

Everything makes sense now. Spread the word, save a poor confused mind.

My god

I HATE candy corn, but whoa.

heyitscdubs:

rapicho:

iwasrepeals:

Everything makes sense now. Spread the word, save a poor confused mind.

My god

I HATE candy corn, but whoa.

(Source: untexting)

Oct 18 '14

gvnkin:

botanize:

one more sandwich story when i was six my mum made me ham sandwiches and my friend had skin that was the same colour as ham and i’d feel bad eating it because it felt like i was eating her and i’d always leave over my sandwiches and my mum asked why and i was too embarassed to tell her the real reason so i told her i was vegetarian like my dad and to make that lie consistent ive been vegetarian for the past  almost 13 years 

Jesus Christ

(Source: ifyoureadingthis50centiloveu1995)

Oct 18 '14

frlcker:

having a crush is painful and horrible but not having a crush is just so boring

(Source: studip)

Oct 18 '14

why are bats stigmatized as being creepy?

elfpen:

I mean

look at these things

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they’re like tiny

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fluffy

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dragons

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but instead of breathing fire they squeak and cuddle 

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in caves

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and leaves

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and they have funny ears and noses

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I mean really

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bats are amazing

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Oct 18 '14

My motivation to do anything today explained in one picture

sabrinavandemaas-weightloss:

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Oct 18 '14

13thmoon:

i would take naps in forests every day if bugs didnt exist 

Oct 18 '14

easterbunnymundlover:

injuries:

his ears omg he looks so happy

(Source: sizvideos)

Oct 18 '14
passthecocaine:

the-hobbit-hair:

passthecocaine:

Excuse me but what is this doing in the potato tag
that does not look like a fucking potato to me

why were you in the potato tag

passthecocaine:

the-hobbit-hair:

passthecocaine:

Excuse me but what is this doing in the potato tag

that does not look like a fucking potato to me

why were you in the potato tag

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Oct 18 '14
pancakereport:

CAUSE IT’S NINE IN THE AFTERNOON

pancakereport:

CAUSE IT’S NINE IN THE AFTERNOON

Oct 18 '14

(Source: wartortles)